And it has been awarded to... Melinda (yayyyyy!) for her services to the Auld Scot (that's me) 's lingo and her cheery disposition, even when it's raining cats and dogs here in Scotland (tho' it's as dry as an auld bone in Arizona), and who from hencefoth will be dubbed :
"Lady Haggis of Clartymidden"!
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,Great chieftain o' the Puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.
(AddresstoaHaggis)
Haggis Neeps and Tatties
a' washed doon wi' a wee dram o' the guid stuff!
Ye've got tae try it!
a' washed doon wi' a wee dram o' the guid stuff!
Ye've got tae try it!

